Columbian drug lords were known to keep lions, tigers, hippos and venomous snakes, but Canadian drug traffickers have different taste in exotic animals.
A recent police bust just north of Toronto recovered $150 million worth of illegally-grown marijuana, guns, crossbows and . . . THREE kangaroos and TWO zebras.
U.S. customs and border officers found almost 40 grams of cannabis hidden inside seashells shipped from Nigeria. Cannabis was put into plastic bags in the shell and taped closed.
Wouldn’t a package of sea shells raise questions to begin with?
Not exactly top-notch smugglers here.
If you are a parent dealing with quarantine or just need a laugh to get through the day, High Times has 42 stupid quips, puns, and jokes about parenting and cannabis here.
One can’t help but wonder – for those of you old enough to remember Richard Dawson, the original host of Family Feud – what the 1970s would’ve thought of the daytime television question: “what kind of businesses are booming in states where marijuana is legal?”
And how did the contestants do? Hint: it takes a very, very long time for someone to name dispensary. View on Twitter »
If you somehow missed this classic Colorado moment, please take a moment to watch a bear in Lyons try – but fail – to break into a dumpster behind a marijuana dispensary. Colorado regulations require that cannabis waste is kept in “a secured waste receptacle in possession and control of the Licensee” so that it isn’t diverted to the unregulated market.
We can hardly bear how well those regulations are working (sorry).
And in closing, The Onion officially endorsed legal marijuana. The reasons are well, unique. A sampling:
Kim Kardashian is planning a CBD-themed baby shower.
